Drugs

My theory is this, drugs are wasted on the young. The whole focus of drug taking in our society is towards completely the wrong section of society.

The young, who in general ought to be happy, healthy, and have loads to do, have no right to be consuming all those recreational drugs which would make life so much better for we oldies. I mean, many a morning, I wake up feeling as if an elephant had sat on me. Every joint in my body aches, I feel as if my head will drop off my shoulders if I move it, and I have a sneaking headache. Don't get me wrong, I'm a pretty healthy specimen of late middle age, there will be a million people far worse off than me. We clearly need a decent opiate to start off the day. Furthermore, I need speed to keep my revs up, viagra to keep my bits up, and probably several other things I don't even know about to limit the natural effects of ageing.

So come on guys, stop hanging around that school, and get down the day-centre, pronto!